Wednesday, June 10, 2009

While we wait.....

If you are all anything like us here at Loudondairy Farm, things are getting a little bit boring over at Sillysville so while we wait for the Baracknaphobic Loudon to post something remotely interesting for us to take the piss out of....

We will attempt to answer the question many concerned 40+ adults have been asking themselves since the movie called Red Dawn made its debut....

Were The Wombles inspired by communist terrorists and were we infected by their terror ideologies as children?

Firstly a quick analysis of their names gives away one of the biggest clues. At least 4 of the 7 names of The Wombles can be linked to communist terror.

Beginning with the Great Uncle Bulgaria...need we say more, the Great Uncles first name is of course LINKED DIRECTLY TO COMMUNISM.

Orinoco is named after a river that links Chavezian Venezuelan communism to the FARC of Columbia.

Tomsk is named after a Russian city...again commies.

Tobermory is named after a town in the Isle of Mull. Mulling of course is what anarchists and communists alike do to marijuana in preparation for the bong.

It goes without saying that the wombles are anti-capitalist, greenies, which pretty much makes them communists without even one heil hitler.

Shocked yet, but wait theres more....

Obama has admitted watching the Wombles once as a child! Shocking but true and as we all know, there is no more indictable evidence needed in a Loudonic conspiracy to link the Wombles to communism than bringing the big O into the equasion.

The Wombles have therefore been deemed communist terrorist sympathisers that deny the holocaust.

Now back to New Zeal....come on Trevor for fucks sake write something worth taking the piss over please.....pretty please...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

The wombles have been proselytizing the sons and daughters of the world for long enough with their melon green save the planet communism.

Ringo said...

I knew it, the name 'Orinoco' is all the evidence we need that proves that communist China is behind the wombles, and the melon green movement.